Re: The Wheel Rule
- From
- Foreman Alder Knotworth, Wooden Toys
- To
- Everyone who keeps asking
- Date
- November 5
Several elves have asked why the Wooden Toys workshop is building toy cars that are not made of wood.
The answer is the Wheel Rule. The Wheel Rule says that every toy with wheels is built by Wooden Toys. It was written a very long time ago, when every toy with wheels was made of wood. Times have changed. The rule has not.
I will not be discussing the Wheel Rule further. I have sanded my reply until it is smooth enough to apologize, and I am sorry, but that is the rule.
