Security Notice: The Portal Has Been Leaked
- From
- Bartholomew Ledgerly, Head Elf of Compliance
- To
- All staff, and whoever else is reading this
- Date
- November 1
At 06:00 NPT this morning, the Office of Compliance discovered that the North Pole Logistics Portal, our private, internal, extremely confidential production system, can be seen from outside the North Pole.
We have been hacked. The intruder signed the server log with one word: FROSTBYTE. An investigation is under way (see Incident Report IR-1224).
Please note: no letters were exposed. Letters live at the Intake Desk, in a separate, very locked cupboard that has never been connected to anything. The portal only knows about toys.
Mrs. Claus has decided to leave the portal open "because it's nice". The Office of Compliance has noted her decision in triplicate. If you are a visitor: please do not touch anything, do not feed the unicorns (they are toys), and do not file any forms. If you must file a form, use Form 27-B. Everyone uses Form 27-B.
