Super Boing Ball
Quality Assurance
The elves are testing it.
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Elf Notes
The Bounce Committee meets every morning at seven, bounces one ball each, and writes down the result in a very old book. A 'boing' is how high a ball bounces compared with an elf standing on tiptoe. Forty boings passes. Sixty-two boings has not happened in a long time. When it did, the Committee did not cheer, because the Committee never cheers. But one of them did clap, once, very quietly.
Production note: Certified at 62 boings. The Bounce Committee called this 'acceptable', the highest praise it has given since 1987.
Describe the picture
A round cartoon ball, bright yellow, with curved red stitching across it.
